Friday, July 8, 2011

That's all, folks...

It appears the Bush-Obama-Bernanke Recession is over.

Yep, that's it. We can go back to focusing on important things, like people gay-marrying each other or something, instead of preparing for the latte lines.

How do I know this?

I was sitting outside the Davie, FL Dairy Queen the other day, enjoying a Heath Bar Blizzard.

As I watched the ice cream liquefy in the balmy, mid-afternoon Florida sun, a taxi pulls up to the morsel market. A man gets out, walks in, purchases some manner of confection, gets back into the waiting taxi, and speedily departs back to what I assume is a house made entirely of gold bars and Diamond-tipped nails.

I think we're either past the worst of it, folks, or perhaps things aren't as bad as everyone is making it out to be.

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